Meet The Conedians
Mayor Cônan Brasseur
Cônan Brasseur wasn’t always the polished leader of Coneville. Born near an off-ramp construction site, he was raised among the humming sounds of traffic and the orderly chaos of orange cones. From a young age, he showed a knack for leadership — organizing cone parades, calming construction disputes, and passionately defending pedestrian safety.
After studying Urban Congestion Diplomacy at the University of Pylône-sur-Mer, he returned to Coneville with a vision: to build a city where cones of all shapes — striped, faded, reflective — could thrive in unity. Known for his powerful speeches (and love of stage lighting), Mayor Brasseur walks with pride, his orange sash flowing like a traffic flag in the wind.
He now champions urban harmony, cultural traffic jams, and the official recognition of Conefolk culture. Though a bit theatrical, his heart is firmly planted in Coneville’s concrete.
Judge Bétonne Gravelle
Judge Bétonne Gravelle, a towering figure in Coneville’s judiciary, is known for her unwavering commitment to justice. With a gavel crafted from recycled road signs, she presides over the Traffic Tribunal, ensuring that every cone, from the smallest pylon to the largest barrier, receives a fair hearing. Her courtroom is a place where order and safety are paramount, reflecting her belief that a well-organized society is the foundation of a harmonious Coneville.
Dr. Lucien Lumière
Dr. Lucien Lumière, Coneville’s esteemed physician, brings light to the lives of his patients. Specializing in reflective therapy, he ensures that every cone shines brightly, both physically and emotionally. His clinic, located at the intersection of Wellness Way and Safety Street, is a beacon of hope where cones come to heal and rejuvenate.
Baker Pierre Pâte
Pierre Pâte, the beloved baker of Coneville, kneads together tradition and innovation in his delightful pastries. His bakery, “Le Pain de la Route,” is famous for its cone-shaped croissants and reflective glaze donuts. Each morning, the aroma of freshly baked goods fills the air, drawing cones from all over town to savor his creations.
Officer Cônestance Pavé
Officer Cônestance Gravel, a stalwart of Coneville’s police force, is known for his unwavering dedication to maintaining order. With a whistle always at the ready and a keen eye for detail, he patrols the streets ensuring that every cone adheres to the city’s safety regulations. His presence is a comforting sight, symbolizing security and discipline.
Officer Béatrice Barrage
Officer Béatrice Barrage brings a blend of empathy and firmness to Coneville’s law enforcement. Known for her community outreach programs, she bridges the gap between the police force and the cone citizens. Whether it’s organizing safety workshops or mediating disputes, Officer Barrage ensures that every cone feels heard and protected.